JOB VACANCIES AT I SOLUTIONS CONSULTING

2 executive marketing assistants are needed urgently in I solutions consulting ltd.

Interested candidates should submit a hard copy of their CV to the Head of Human Resources I Solutions Consulting on or before Friday 2^nd 2013.

Capital plan ltd, a new financial institution in Enugu is need of motivated and highly skilled marketing executives.

Interested candidates: 

 Must be resident in Enugu

Must have a good command of English language

Must have a minimum of second class lower division from a Nigerian university, or a lower credit.

Candidates with third class honors can also apply provided he or she is highly skilled and self motivated.

Interested candidates must apply in person at I Solutions Consulting ltd with a copy of a recent colored pass port photograph.

Applications end on 1^st august 2013.

There are vacancies for candidates with a minimum of SSCE qualification. Interested candidates looking for a job should apply in person at I solutions consulting Enugu.

Candidates must have a minimum of five credits including English and Mathematics and must be resident in Enugu.

ASUU STRIKE HALTS ABSU JOB SUMMIT

Abia State University will be playing host to Brown Uzoukwu as job summit kicks off on the 13^th of July 2013. Brown Uzoukwu, is the founder of the of Nigeria’s most educational job gossip blog. He will be sharing the platform with other speakers of great repute. The job summit which was organized by I Solutions Consulting in conjunction with the school chapel is going to be the first of its kinds in the institution.

The summit has already won a lot of accolades from the university community and beyond and also has a band of corporate partners.

However, the summit has been postponed indefinitely pending the when the strike is called off.

WHAT A SKILL

Two guys who worked together were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. Asked his occupation, the first guy said “Panty stitcher. I sew the elastic onto cotton panties.” The clerk looked up panty stitcher. Finding it classed as unskilled labor, she gave him $300, a week’s unemployment pay.

The second guy was asked his occupation. “Diesel fitter” he replied.  Since diesel fitters was a skilled job the clerk gave the second guy $600. a week.

When the first guy found out he was furious. He stormed back in to find out why his friend and co-worker was collecting double his pay. The clerk explained: panty stitchers were unskilled and diesel fitters were skilled labor.

“What skill?” yelled the panty stitcher. “I sew the elastic on. He pulls on it and says, “Yep, diesel fitter”.

JOKE FOR TODAY

After I applied for jobs at both a library and a shoe store, my husband said he hoped that I'd get the one at the store. "It would be nice to have employee discounts on shoes," he explained.

Then, without thinking, he added, "Of course, if you get the job at the library, we'll get free books."
 

ABSU JOB SUMMIT